i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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