if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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its like you know when i get waxed
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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