So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Randomize
