The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
