I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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