Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.