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• (210): View more from Texas

  i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...

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• (925): View more from California

  we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself

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  dude you teach first grade wtf

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..

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• (310): View more from California

  If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.

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  I hope you fall on your chin.

  (802): View more from Vermont

  Jealousy makes you ugly.

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• (661): View more from California

  Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.

  (1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

  T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....

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  I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.

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