Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it