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• (212): View more from New York

  he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings

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  He can't hurt my feelings

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  I don't have feelings.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.

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  What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......

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  told ya

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.

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• (310): View more from California

  This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Sorry about the flaming shit on your door

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  I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text

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• (805): View more from California

  I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me

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