i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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