Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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