Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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