she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
