I think I am morally bankrupt
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Randomize
