I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
She even gives head with a lisp.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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