i already hear my dad disowning me
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I enjoy the company of your penis
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