It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
