It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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