There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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