He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Do vagina's smell?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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