ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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