508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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