Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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