so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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