I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
