Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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