The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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