Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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