Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
they're like a gay fantastic four
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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