it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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