if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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