You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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