I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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