Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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