i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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