YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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