I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
