What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Randomize