let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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