he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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