She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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