even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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