I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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