what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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