I am in a vortex of obligation.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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