Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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