I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I forget how to act sober
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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