why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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