I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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