and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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