But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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