I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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