it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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