On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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