it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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