So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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